Cheryl Sterling What Do You Say to a Naked Elf? Book

Cheryl Sterling What Do You Say to a Naked Elf? Book

What Do You Say to a Naked Elf?

Jane Drysdale is a secretary by day, sex toy saleswoman by night, and obsessed with old TV series reruns in her spare time It s a routine, boring life Then her car hits a shape shifter elf disguised as a bunny, and before she knows it, she s transported to the magical world of Lowth and put on trial for vehicular Elficide.It s not anything like what she s watched on Law Jane Drysdale is a secretary by day, sex toy saleswoman by night, and obsessed with old TV series reruns in her spare time It s a routine, boring life Then her car hits a shape shifter elf disguised as a bunny, and before she knows it, she s transported to the magical world of Lowth and put on trial for vehicular Elficide.It s not anything like what she s watched on Law and Order Her legal council is half fairy, half elf Charlie Whelphite, who spends part of his time trying to decipher Jane speak, and the rest of it mourning the loss of his nice, comfortable rut Self conscious of his wings in a wing free society, he doesn t need them vibrating whenever she s near A dormant side of Jane emerges She soon takes charge of her life, dragging Charlie along, as they begin an epic journey of danger, destiny and mutual attraction Lowth, which has an agenda of its own, alternates between helping and hindering them on their trip through swamps, white water rapids and encounters with a homicidal elf.As Jane and Charlie confront their heritage and the difference between their worlds, the answer soon emerges to the question What Do You Say to a Naked Elf

Title : What Do You Say to a Naked Elf?
Author :  Cheryl Sterling
Language : English
Isbn : 0505526190
Format : Mass Market Paperback
Pages : 326 pages

Rating: 4.1

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